I've been

Eating Can almost every day, once a day.

I take

Small bites out of Can, so that its not too bitter, although that's at first.

A big bite

Is immediately nasty

But its aftertaste is sensational

And it lingers

For a while.





There's a secret cache of Cannot somewhere in my dungeon.

Shhh.

Somewhere...somewhere.

I hid it in a brown wooden chest placed in more chests of increasing sizes, 15 in total, complete with large abloy locks.

I threw 14 of the golden keys randomly into the darkests corners of the dungeon.

The last key to the chest containing the cache,

I threw it into The Pit.

But this morning

I went into the dungeon and ate a little Cannot.

Secretly.

When no one's looking.

And we all know

How it tastes like.